Rodents!
At this point I am willing to blame them for just about anything from excessive gas expulsion to halitosis.
Truth ?
They bother me. They bother me because when at times I open the doors to the cabinet where I hear them making noises, I am at times confronted with a Disneyesque looking little creature that as often as not will just sit still and look at me. Big scary me. And then slowly go back to whatever rodents do when not pestered by things like me. Big scary me. And I despair.
What does one do to make these rodents go away ?
One hires a cat.
One hires an old, ugly, belligerent cat. A cat that takes pride in its job, to eliminate rodents. Such a cat has to deal with the Unloved Ones ( my mutts ) and, uno contra quatro, one against four are just bad odds.
But any pussy worth its salt ? will not only put up with, it will negate the powers of the Worthless Ones . It will show the world that righteous pussies will prevail over worthless ones any old day.
Poor old mutts.