The window

I can pee out the window.
I can pee out of any window of the house, and nobody but I and the mutts would know.
Why, you might wonder, why is that important ?
Well, you see, even in the depth of the rainy season, when it rains every day and water is gushing in every gully, I have problems with the water supply.
So I try to ease the demand on water by peeing outside, but standing with your weenie exposed in the rain is not that much fun.
So I pee out the window.
And until now, when I told you, nobody knew.
Don't tell anybody else.
But I pee out the window.