Speed bumps and me

I hate speed bumps. I will fight the in-city traffic rather than bypassing it by going through the tunnel, because by going the tunnel way you pass over scads and scads of these hateful inventions.
And I have a choice.
Now we have the bumps on my way to town, and I do not have a choice, because this is the only road. Two lanes and no cross streets and no alternate route.
I do see the purpose of these bumps to slow down traffic to help children and mothers and animals to cross the street in relative safety, but this is not the case on this road.
Here there are no children or mothers or animals to cross the road.
The bumps on my road are erected at the entrances to some super expensive developments squatting on the rocks right next to the sea. They have yet to be finished, these super expensive developments, but now they have the bumps.
Some day we will have the new owners of the expensive developments driving their expensive cars out and never having to worry one little bit, because we who live in the different parts have had to slow down to a crawl because of the damn bumps.
I hate those speed bumps.