What's in a name

I heard some truck lumbering up my hill and checked--what else do I have to do ? --and LO
is was the gas truck and very much needed it was as I was down to low reading on my gas supply.

Jubilation all around. From me for not having to deal with the office calling to order gas, although they are very good, and i imagine from the truck guys for having a sale making the trucking up my treacherous hill worth it.

And so the little guy made out my bill when they had filled the requested amount.

It could not have been more incorrect, and I loved it.

Alan Madsen had turned into Alad Manset

Ava Gardner 562 turned into Abagarnet # 563

and Lomas del Pacifico was L.del Pasifico.

I think the little guy did well with all these strange names.  I would be lost trying to write many of the names they have here.