My best friend

So there I was.
My best friend in my hand, peeing out in the jungle and thinking
what a lucky fellow I am
Not many guys can walk out on their terrace and pee, whenever the need arises.
I can.
I have so few neighbors and the few that I have are so far away that I have absolute privacy.
I could even drop my pants ( I don't ) and nobody would know
what a lucky fellow I am.
And what a great way to save water.