Wine is A beautiful Thing To Waste

If computers have minds, mine has a singular and-- at times--unpleasant mind.
I have learned that screaming at it, punching any and all buttons, even running the mouse around and round in crazy circles, does not work.
What does work, however, is cheap wine.
You pour yourself a big glass of cheap wine, drink it, and pretty soon you can not only cope with the antics of your computer, you start to be amused.
The more cheap wine you drink, the more amused you get.
It does not solve the problem of the computer mind, it just makes it a lot easier to cope with.