Beware

Beware of females who refer to the male genitalia as ...wieners.
Last night I watched a chat show hostess/comedienne state her views on this in reference to some nude scenes ( male, frontal ) in a new film.
I do not, she declared, like to look at wieners. And, she continued, if men think speedos are sexy, forget it.
Basically what she was promoting, although she might argue this, is a burka for men.
Men, according to her should be dressed, and if they might feel like a bit of freedom on the beach, they might be allowed to show up in those frightful, over sized surfer shorts that seem to be so popular at the moment and absolutely sure to not make females like her , think naughty thoughts.
Is this what happens when women achieve equality ?
They are not a bit better than chauvinist men, only with a lot more make-up and a lot less to wear on the beach.
Equality indeed.