Sunday, December 2, 2007

When I Grow Up

When I grow up I will learn to drive with my windows down and my left arm hanging out and totally disregard the turn signals.
When I grow up I will wait till I am inside the bus, standing next to the driver, making the people behind me wait outside before I start looking for change for the fare.
When I grow up I shall wait for the last item I purchased in the supermarket to be scanned and packed before I will start getting out my wallet and search for my money to pay. I might even consider paying with a card or, maybe not.
When I grow up I shall do all the things that so irritate me now, so that future generations of Alan's will have something to complain about.
When I grow up.

2 comments:

Cindy said...

Oh, did you have a bad day and people did not meet your expectations??? I don't like days like that either, but just think you live in sunny PV! Some people are very selfish and do not think of others when they are out in town. And other just don't have the manners that a old Danish man would have!
I hope you have a better day today. Love, C

Louise said...

I remember something about my sweet uncle driving in PV.
"Shouting" and showing his 3. finger a few times.