Whenever I get upset about the constant and annoying barking of the mutts, I think to myself
At least this barking will keep fools and foes from entering the house.
HA.
When I got home the other day from a trip to town for victuals, and had schlepped the stuff up the hill, I was surprised by the lack of noise from the mutts who normally scream and holler as if they had been left alone for the whole day.
All right, thought I. They are finally growing up and dumped the groceries on the counter and headed to the fridge for a beer. It is hard and hot work walking up that hill.
And there was but one beer in the fridge. One beer where there should have been three. ( I keep tabs )
It took a minute for this to settle and then I checked the drawer where I had ( foolishly ) left my spare cash. Most , but not all of it gone.
So this was the reason the mutts were not too excited about me coming back. They had had company and most probably shown the intruder where the money was hidden.
Worthless mutts. When I need them to be fierce they just lick the burglar to death.
In defense of the mutts it must have been someone who knew that they are shams.
At least he left one beer and a bit of the money.
Worthless mutts.
2 comments:
I've sent you a mail with a link to a danish newspaper, who tells how wrong it can go in little Denmark. So cher up your burglers are quite human, in Denmark they kill for peanuts.
I can not believe that happened to you knowing how far from real life you live! Someone(s) was/is watching you and waiting for you to leave. Scarey. I am thankful that you were not hurt, but too bad they didn't take a dog or two!
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