A new Career

It happened again.
I had finished a blog and did the obligatory spell-check, as my typing sucks and my spelling is not far behind.
And no yellow highlights.
No way, thought I, no way are there no mistakes, so I tried again and
POOOF
the post disappeared, and the more I tried to get it back, the more frustrated I became.
It was gone.
I took ten deep breaths, and one more for good measure and said to myself:
Self, there's got to be something positive in this.
And then I had my epiphany.
If George Bush can be "The Decider", then I, who can make posts disappear, will be "The Disappearer".
I can lease my services to CIA and FBI and Karl Rove and Alberto Gonzales
and the silliness about nothing is ever truly lost from a computer
HA
they haven't met "The Disappearer" yet. With the "Madsen Magic Touch" I can rule the world of lost posts and emails.
The only problem is to advertise my services, because sure as manure the ad will follow all the lost posts.
Ah Well, it was a nice thought.